"White
minorities still trying to have English recognized as Arizona's
third language." |
"Southeast
Florida Democrats complain about voting machine irregularities." |
"New
federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered
as weapons of mass destruction by January 2032." |
"Couple
petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage; site
recent report Princeton professor divorcing his Great Dane
of three years violates animal civil rights legislation.
Neither party could be reached for comments." |
"The
world's seventh largest country has millions affected by
the ozone from electric cars. Leadership vows to reintroduce
the 6-cylinder engine. The former state of California had
been subjected to federal guidelines until seceding from
the United States three years ago, now a firm supporter
of importing Mexican oil products." |
"IRS
sets lowest tax rate at 65%." |
"Average
height of NBA players now eight feet, seven inches." |
"France
pleads for global help after being overtaken by Muslim workers." |
"Castro
finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be exported
legally. President Chelsea Clinton, having banned all smoking,
will fight any imports into the country." |
"George
Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036." |
"Postal
Service raises price of first class stamp to $1.89, says
it's a deal holding prices down with its new four-day week
delivery." |
"New
Study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss." |
"Average
weight of Americans drops to 250 lb." |
"Massachusetts
forces last remaining conservative from the state. In a
similar story, Kennedy VI says he no longer needs to raise
campaign funds to run for office." |
"Supreme
Court rules punishment of criminals for having sodomy with
visitors violates their civil rights." |
"Capitol
Hill intern fired for complaining of her consensual sexual
relationship with her congressperson." |
"Spotted
Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock." |
"Palm Beach
County AIDs infection rate has dropped to 1 of every 5 residents.
County officials attributes it to their aggressive sex education
program." |
Far
reaching? If you read the following headlines in 1981,
twenty-four years ago, would you have called these
far reaching, too?
"Supreme
Court rejects sodomy laws." |
"Princeton
professor advocates sex with non-humans, says
'If a dog can tell you it wants to go out, it
can tell you other things, too.' " |
"Colorado
University professor calls the murder of 2,700
Americans in the terrorist attack on America on
September 11, 2001, as the justified killing of
little Adolf Eichmanns. ACLU says professor's
comments are protected by free speech and cannot
be terminated from the university." |
"Iraqi
people embrace new democracy after the fall of
Saddam." |
"ACLU
attacks the Boy Scouts. Film producer of ET gladly
supports the ACLU's efforts" |
"The
CDC, which had reported in 2001 that over 40,000,000
young adult Americans were permanently infected
with an STD, reports in 2005 that now 1 in every
2 teenagers today will be infected with an STD
by age 25." |
"Southern
Senator, a former active member of the KKK, says
president W Bush's use of power reminds him of
Hitler's tactics in Germany in the 1930s. Senator
Kennedy, of Massachusetts, agrees." |
"Canada
allows 14-year olds to have sex with whomever
they want. The ACLU suggests the same for American
children." |
"AIDS
now infects one out of every 176 residents in
Palm Beach Country, Florida. County Heath department
of this Democrat stronghold says better sex education
is needed." |
"Supreme
Court considers removal of 10-Commandments from
all government as offensive to other religions;
all county, city, state and federal property and
its buildings are affected." |
This is the country 24 years
later and after the antiwar efforts that began
in the 1970s. It provides a clear lesson in
protecting what you believe in. When you don't
protect your values and don't say "No"
to those who try to take them away, they win
and you lose.
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