But There 's More. A Lot More!
"You know people talk about federal money as if it falls from heaven. You know we thank heaven for it, but it came out of people's pockets - and I've driven all over Washington, D.C., I cannot find the money tree."
"Treat your children like the blessings they are or don't have them at all."
"Do FBI Agents and FBI directors have political beliefs? Sure they do. But they're not supposed to act on them."
"The Bill of Rights is not an a la carte menu."
"I trust Russia and China and Iran and North Korea like I trust a Jussie Smollett police report."
"I believe that the primary role of the government is to protect people and not run their lives. You used to be able to believe that in the Democratic Party."
"I don't like traffic cameras. In fact, I hate them. But that doesn't mean I can break the speed limit and run red lights to get to a New Orleans Saints game."
"Perception often lags behind reality, and I can say from experience that the vast majority of public officials in Louisiana are much better than our reputation holds us to be."
"The Iranians have shot down drones. They tried to destroy the Saudi oil fields. They tried to storm our embassy. So, when my Democratic friends say we need appeasement, well appeasement hasn't worked. And I think that we've learned, with respect to Iran, that weakness invites the wolves."
"My mind doesn't work, my memories don't work like a computer file where I can just retrieve them and, boy, there it is. My mind is selective in terms of memories. When I try to think back to college or high school, there are gaps. I try to fill them in. But I can't tell you it's always the truth."
"Algorithms diminish public safety in this country. They ask us to pretend that lengthy arrest records and violent crimes don't matter. They ask police to scoop up the bad guys only for the courts to immediately release them. They turn us into a bad joke."
"I bet taxpayers remember providing more than $812 billion to Citigroup and Bank of America, two Wall Street banks, in 2009 to bail them out during the 2008 financial crisis. Taxpayers remember that generosity; big banks evidently don't."
"Let me state the obvious. Illegal immigration is illegal."
"With all due respect, I am against dumb."
"Power does not change you, it unmasks you."
"Sometimes the majority just means all the fools are on the same side."
"Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots."
"Always Follow your heart.....but take your brains with you"
"The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’"
"It must suck to be that dumb."
"Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”
"When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell."
"This election in Ga will be the most important in history, you have nothing to worry about unless you are a tax payer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!"
"He trusted Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel."
"Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here."
"You can only be young once, but you can always be immature."
"She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!"
"This has been going on since moby dick was a minnow."
"Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant."
"It’s as dead as four oclock."
"Democrats as the 'well intended arugula and tofu crowd.'"
"You can get a goat to climb tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel."
"It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat."
"Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots."
"Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit."
"This is why aliens won't talk to us."
"Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should."
"What planet did you parachute in from?"
'We haven't had one since Moses walked the earth.'
"Facebook is a great company, but it's no longer a company; it's a country. That's how powerful it is. And its behavior lately has kind of been getting into the foothills of creepy."
"There's been a lot of chopping, but I don't see any chips flying.'
"If you trust government, you obviously failed history class."
"Some hogs have all four feet and their snout in the trough."
"President Trump is a hard dog to keep on the porch."
'I don't pay extra in a restaurant to prevent the waiter from spitting in my food.'
"The next time you get in trouble, call a crackhead."
'You're pretty much like a rock -- only dumber.'"
'I wouldn't hire these people to run a food truck.'
"Economic forecasting makes those psychic hotlines look reputable."
"John Neely Kennedy (born November 21, 1951) is an American lawyer and politician who has served as the junior United States Senator from Louisiana since 2017. A Democrat turned Republican, he previously served as the Louisiana State Treasurer from 2000 to 2017."
"Born in Centreville, Mississippi, Kennedy graduated from Vanderbilt University and the University of Virginia School of Law before attending Magdalen College at the University of Oxford."
"Kennedy was a member of the staff of Governor Buddy Roemer before unsuccessfully running as the Democratic candidate for state attorney general in the 1991 election."
"In 1999, he was elected as Louisiana State Treasurer; he was re-elected to that position in 2003, 2007, 2011, and 2015. Kennedy was an unsuccessful candidate for U.S. Senate in 2004 and 2008. In 2007, he switched parties and became a Republican."
"In 2016, when U.S. Senator David Vitter opted not to seek re-election, Kennedy once again ran for U.S. Senate. He finished in first place in the November nonpartisan blanket primary and defeated Democrat Foster Campbell 61–39% in the December runoff before being sworn in on January 3, 2017. Kennedy was one of eight Republican senators to object to the certification of the 2020 presidential election."
"What a character . . . actually a genius, with some of the American, 'country boy' stuff he comes up with . . . LUV the guy . . . wish we had 99 more in the Senate, just like him...we need him, especially right now . . . with all the political crap all the D leaders are throwing at us and DT."
"I believe this man has a degree from Oxford as well as a Law degree from The University of Virginia. He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful & funny as hell."
"Comment about Cuomo lecturing us. It is like a frog calling you ugly."
"This election in Ga will be the most important in history, you have nothing to worry about unless you are a tax payer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!"
"Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well intended arugula and tofu crowd.”
"You can only be young once, but you can always be immature."
"Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, “How did these morons make it through the birth canal.”
"It’s as dead as four o’clock."
"Always Follow your heart . . . but take your brains with you."
"The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’"
"It must suck to be that dumb."
"When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell."
"Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here."
"She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!"
"I trust Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel."
"You can get a goat to climb tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel."
"This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow."
"Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots."
"It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat."
"It's dumb enough for twins."
"This is why aliens won't talk to us."
"Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit."
"Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute."
"What planet did you parachute in from?"
"Just because you can sing doesn’t mean you should."
"This is why space aliens won't talk to us."
"Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit."