Bob: "What do you think about the Obama Administration's scandal?"
Jim: "You mean the Fast & Furious Mexican gun running approved by the president's DOJ, Eric Holder, to try to put the blame of the resulting deaths of Mexican law officials and an American border patrol agent on American gun shop owners, then when the Congress got too close to the truth the president hid the documents using executive privilege?
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean when the secrets of SEAL Team 6 about the killing of bin laden were revealed to a Hollywood producer, and later seventeen SEAL 6 Team members were shot down while flying in the military's slowest helicopter, the incident being branded a set-up with all being killed including a few who ran out of the wreckage to confront the enemy before falling?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the State Department's lying about Benghazi, blaming it on a short Hollywood movie produced by a Coptic Christian trying to show the world the killing of his people in Egypt by the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean voter fraud using ACORN members across the country, the president as an attorney having trained ACORN in Chicago in the late 1990's to harass banks to give out bad mortgages?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted in an election, shipped too late to the polls?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring American phone calls, emails and everything else they can get their hands on without citizen knowledge?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the possible use of drones on U.S. citizens without benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $248 Million soon after the corporation declared bankruptcy?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president supporting the Muslim Brotherhood take-over of Egypt after helping to remove a leader who was friendly to Israel, and Egyptians now carrying posters with pictures of our president as their enemy?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The IRS targeting conservative organizations by holding up their approvals for years and after an election while giving IRS approval to the president's supported Southern Poverty Law Center that lists self-proclaimed hate groups, mixing Christian groups with the KKK and skinheads and providing Google maps to the front door of these organizations, the SPLC list posted on an FBI Web site and then passed around to law enforcement officials by the president's DHS?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's Department of Justice spying on the American press?
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Sebelius, the president's choice to run the Department of Health & Human Services, shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president giving Solyndra tens-of-millions in tax dollars, reports coming out there were donations to the president's campaign, Solyndra later declaring bankruptcy?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Ordering the release of nearly 3,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons out west, not reporting the release to sheriffs while falsely blaming the release on a Sequester the president had created, then in retaliation the president closed access to tours of the White House by the American people while he took multimillion-dollar vacations?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by executive order to bypass Congress, having a TV photo op for the public while children were positioned all around him?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law for three years that Constitutionally requires him to submit a national budget no later than the first Monday of every February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The November 2012 voter count where registered voters in some counties were shown voting 100% for the president?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's 'advise and consent' role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Hillary Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president shutting down the Lincoln Memorial from view by the American people for the first time in history while trying to keep older retired Veterans, flying in on donated and scheduled Angel Flights, from getting into their WWII open-air Memorial, or the Parks Department putting up barriers to stop tourists from photographing Mount Rushmore from a turn off on a state road?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president shutting down the WWII open-air Memorial while giving approval to opening up another part of the National Mall to illegal aliens pushing for amnesty?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean those 48-million Americans who don't pay taxes yet can qualify for free stuff from the other Americans who do pay taxes?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "OMG, I give up! Oh wait, I think I got it! Something older. You mean the president, when a candidate, promising to fundamentally change America forever?"
Bob: "Yea, that's the other one!"
TKS to Jim of Idaho