Semper Fi
Katie Couric of CBS News, Charlie Gibson of ABC News, Brian Williams of NBC News, and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists while covering an Obama Nation’s Tour in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists, trying to honor an America that had elected a Muslim per Libyan Leader Muammar Gadhafi confession,* told the four he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets of a nearby town. The leader nodded to an underling, who then left and returned with the fried chicken. Couric ate it all and said, “Now I can die content.” The terrorist's leader nodded to another terrorist, who had studied the Western world and knew of the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was not amused but none the less satisfied. The leader directed an aide to allow Williams to pull out a tape recorder from his jacket, dictating his comments. When finished he said, “Now I’m ready.” So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went sprawling, but then rolled to his knees. He pulled a 9mm pistol hidden inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists. Then with a quick twist of a knife from his boot he slashed the throat of another nearby, catching a falling AK-47 and spraying the rest of the terrorists, as they ran away.
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